"Let's go to Lake Charles and gamble."
Well, those are my favorite words, so we boarded the dog and got in the car. Hubby drove 115 mph all the way down there, and I knitted about two rows. We played the can you guess who sings this song game and arrived in Lake Charles in record time.
I searched high and low to come up with something to blog about, and just when I was about to lose hope, it happened.
There was a man putting out his room service tray wearing a wife beater and tidy whity's. Okay...they weren't so white. Hubby and I looked at each other and I said....
"He must have lost his pants gambling."
At least I only lost my shirt. Walking around in a bra is not so bad...just pretend it is a bathing suit top.
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Did you take a photo of Mr. Successful? ;-)
So no wins for you either? Awww, maybe next time.
I, on the other hand, am feeling like a true champion. Hurricane Ida has chosen to send her wrath my way....oh, lucky me!
I read 'we boarded the dog' completely the wrong way and now can't get the picture out of my head.
Hope you're happy.
I read - "I lost my shit"...which I might have done, in my mind at least.
Hopefully you had a good time. You should have taken a picture of the guy that lost his pants lol
badum, bump!
i saw a lady yesterday that must have been down on her luck. she was sitting on a curb AT A BUSY INTERSECTION shaving her legs dry. it was WEIRD.
Good thing that you didn't lose your bra in a bet. I suppose that you could walk around with some tassels dangling.
Sounds like a very spontaneous trip. Good for you guys!
Leigh
Um, Dan got me a new bra yesterday. I feel like a hooker when I wear it. I will probably return it. It is very naughty, full of padding, and it's black from Victoria's Secret.
lol. I'm sad you didn't take a pic of the tightie whitey guy!
'Almost' white, titie whites! Eweeeeeeeeeee. Better luck next time!
Personally, I always find the people at the casino are more interesting than the gambling :). Just noticed how many followers you have now! You Go Gurrrl! I remember when I was jealous when you had 80 something worshipers....... ;)
If you walk around Vegas in a bra, people might think you're a hooker. Not that I know....,
seeing the man in his not so white tighty whiteys might have ruined your appetite! sounds like fun times gambling though regardless of wins :)
See your comments on lots of blogs I read and figured it high time we "meet :)" Am now following!
Come on by!
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Wow...now I know where all the action is.
Holly
The tidy whities grossed me out but I bet you wouldn't have lost any bucks if you had gone to the tables AFTER loosing your shirt! Must have been one colorful bra...mine can come nowhere near being a bathing suit!
haha Isn't it funny how we "look" for things to blog about?
Hi Lee, sounds like a great trip, any excuse to go gamble, count me in. Just walking around in a bra? Sounds like fun to me, bet hubby loves it!
Fabulous! LOL! And you didn't get pictures?
That reminds me of the time when my boyfriend said at work they all ran around with no pants on. (He's in an all-male office.) I said, "We need to get you some better underwear, then." He seemed to take the insult in stride!
Bad visual with the non white drawers!
I read the "boarded the dog" sentence the same way (I think) as Moooooog35. So glad I kept reading and got that figured out. ;)
Sounds like a fun weekend.
ewwwwwwwww what a nasty sight to see on your little vacay! note to self: have camera ready at all times. your blog friends need pictures!! er, wait, scratch that. ewwwwww
You lost your shirt? What did Gary lose?
Did he have on a gold chain and holding a half smoked cigar? He's probably Italian and I'm probably related to him somehow....
We haven't been gambling in awhile...maybe that's because if I did lose my shirt it would be just my luck that I would be wearing my "ratty old, yeah I'm horomonal and don't give a shit" bras!
did you break even by walking around with out a shirt???
Bwahahaha. Not so white. That is so gross.
It's called bleach people. It's a miracle of modern technology I know. But if you put it in your wash cycle your nunderwears will be WHITE.
I'm such a cheapskate gambler. I set my limit and then never go beyond. They hate me at casinos.
LMAO, I probably would have said something to him. Nice hershey squirts maybe. LOL Was he old? No picture? LMAO.
I love gambling. Bring on the black jack BABY!
Shirts are over rated any way :)
You probably look nicer shirtless than he did pantless. Ew.
Seriously, Lee. How do you find the time to post more than once a day? I'm barely treading water to do a daily blog post. I'm beginning to think that your hormone replacement therapy is spiked with amphetamines!
I bet Mr. Wife-Beater/Tighty Whitey man wasn't expecting to see anyone in the halls. Did his "cheeks" turn red? Never mind...I really don't want to know.
Okk see tighty whitey man woulda so had some smart alec comment from me.. I figure if your dumb enough to get cracked on you deserve it.. I totally feel ya with the , pretty sexy and feminine not used in the bra section I buy from lol.. more like industrial strength sides and super stretch elastic band..
Hey - the guy COULD have been Sponge Bob NO PANTS on vacation. You never know.
I love playing the slot machines. I hadn't been to Vegas in over 20 years, and we went there a couple of years ago. I was amazed to see slot machines in the grocery stores! My husband had to literally PULL me away from them. What? Eat? Us? Who needs groceries? LOOK AT US! We could stand to lose a few (hmmpmmm) pounds! He didn't accept that excuse. Damn it!
Bahaha. thats funny. I can't wait to gamble!!!
Ok, so idk why its not letting me follow... like it says im following, but I have to go to your blog to see the new post, unlike others come straight to my homepage with the new updates..... NOT COOL. blogger is not making it easy for me to stalk you! :(
Glad I didn't read this first thing in the morning...the vision would have been a bit much!
You only loose a blouse, I loose my ass. I quit going.
LOL!
I guess it is too much to hope that a hot guy might lose his pants gambling and walk around in his underwear? Then it would have been worth losing your shirt!
AAAHH!! One of the best things about going out...people watching!!! I swear, Raouly and I could make a sport of it!!!
*Note to self* The next time we go on a trip, make sure Raouly has NEW WHITE underwear!
I guess. I don't know that I'd want to walk around that way either. :-)
Now if you were half as cool as me you would have busted out the ol cell phone for photographic evidence.
That's okay. I'll forgive you this time. ;)
Oops sorry my hubs probably didnt know anyone would see him out there...I will let him know you did
hehehehehe
...not so white...i don't know, i can't help but wonder...why? some things are better left unknown, i guess.
You mean you gamble your clothes away in Lake Charles? :)
At least you got to keep your bra on.
Haha! Seriously? The man is too deperate. Good thing you're husband was there.
haa!! i didn't know they actually took clothes as collateral! note to self: wear layers....and next time, take a pic!!
Am I the last girl on the planet that likes tighty whities? My hubs has a rockin beeeehind...I like to see it...not hide it! Holly at LLL
Humor in everyday life, everyday things...is the best kind...in my opinion.
~hl~
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I love when blog topics just fall in my lap, but am sure glad tighty whitey guys wasn't one of them.
Casinos scare me, haha. I'm always afraid I'll be that woman at the slot machine who sits there for like 20 hours straight spending all my money.
Is it tidy or tightie? I don't know? My hubby wears the inbetween kind. Which I like because I don't need a little porno man, but I hate watching it hang out too, so I get the best of both worlds
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