What would you do?

I almost got up in the middle of the night to write this one...

I was lying in bed and was thinking about this post and starting laughing so hard the bed was shaking! Hubby woke up because I was laughing so hard!!

Here goes...

This weekend, hubby and I were out to eat. This is the norm for us, because I don't cook, unless you count ordering in! There we are sitting at one of our "spots", which would be any one of 4 favorite places that we seem to frequent the most, perusing the menu when the waiter walked up.

He asked to take our drink orders. I look up and what do I see????

A BUGGER hanging out of his nose! Not just a small bugger but a long bugger that seemed to be attached to either another bugger or nose hairs or something. But, this was a gravity defying bugger.

I couldn't make eye contact...or bugger contact. I couldn't look. Now, I find bodily functions HILARIOUS, so it was taking all my will power to not laugh. (I am cracking up just sitting here, swear, my darling daughter just asked me if I was crying!)

After we give him our drink menus I lean over the table to hubby.

Me "Did you see that Bugger hanging out of his nose?"
Hubby "yes" ( he does not find the same kind of humor that I do)
Me "What if it falls in someones food??"
Hubby "I am sure that won't happen."
Me "I couldn't look at him!"
Hubby "Me neither."

I am sitting there thinking about this and worrying. Hoping that bugger finds a home before our food is brought out. The next time the waiter walks up the bugger is gone!

What happened to it? Did it fall on it's own accord and if so, where did it land? Could it be in someone's food? Do they make bugger nets for noses, like hair nets for heads? Did someone tell him and he got rid of it the proper way?

The real question...should we have told him and would you have told him??
And, can you believe this is my life!!